Dates are never easy; awkward silences, spinach in your teeth, two hours of your life you may never get back.
Well Mzansi, if you watched last night's rendition of 'Date Night' where Emmet had Loko for starters, Iris for main course and Lexi for dessert, you would have seen that full body armour is required for date with Lexi.
Good thing Emmett had her for dessert because he needed all the sugar he could get, Lexi was at her sour best. As if we would expect anything less from her, she wasn't about to let a total stranger into her heart.
Emmett tried to woo Lexi with his stories of diving with sharks (we aren't sure if he realised he was already diving with one... with no cage mind you). Lexi was distinctly unimpressed and gave Emmett her best performance.
What a date!
She charmed Emmett by telling him how much she hated dates and this one was no exception. She didn't have a connection with him. She didn't gel with him, and found no good reason to talk to him about anything; Big Brother Canada contestant or not. She switched up the romance a notch by telling him she would not be doing him any favours. So far so perfect a date...
She sat across the table from him as if this was a personal punishment courtesy of Biggie and told Emmett she was forced into the date. "Stop calling this a date, it's not a date," she said. Lexi continued with her ice pick; "We've spoken about what we need to speak about in the House, this is the same old rubbish and I'm bored. I had no choice but to be here and I want to go." Emmett jumped at the opportunity, "Let's go then."
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